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Ragers Inc. Memo:
As CEO of Ragers Inc. I, Suede Peterson, am pleased to announce Pryce Holmes is now Head of Research in this great company of ours. Hailing from Vancouver, BC., Holmes recently graduated from film school in New York, and graced us once again with a visit out on the West Coast. Now back in NY, he is also in charge of East Coast correspondence. I would like to commend Holmes for his great work recently by honouring him with the title “employee of the week”.
“4 bottles of Moet. stetch limo. grilled cheese sandwiches. whiskey out the dick. beer. oysters… vomit.” - Pryce Holmes (oct 2009)
Surrounded by chundering friends, Holmes only yundered once upon contact with the smell.
Again, I would like to congratulate Pryce Holmes on his promotion and for setting a prime example! Keep up the great work. All of us here are extremely proud.
Ragers Inc. CEO
Suede Peterson